Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

If Iran’s Oil Is Cut Off, China Will Pay the Price - WSJ

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

How do you get the most out of red light therapy?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Why Stocks Are up and Oil Is Down As the US and Iran Trade Strikes - Business Insider

I don’t buy bullshit

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Blake Lively Just Smoked Justin Baldoni in Court. The Question Is Whether It Will Matter. - Slate Magazine

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

The U.S. Economy Is Headed Toward an Uncomfortable Summer - MSN

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I see through liars

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

What to grow with dahlias – 5 suggestions for a beautiful and thriving display, including fragrant herbs and pollinator-friendly flowers - Homes and Gardens

I can count

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Scientists identify a group of viruses just one mutation away from causing the next pandemic - Times of India

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Do Brits realize that Andrew Tate is the one who will liberate their country from tyranny by becoming prime minister?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I actually pay taxes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I can read

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet